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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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Mommy Must Murder

A character in Friday Night Funkin’ that can ABSOLUTELY HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES WTF
Boyfriend: be-

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by okiitzu February 23, 2021
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When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese

Can someone summarize this lesson of Vietnam War?
Some lad:"When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese"
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Must Of

An incorrect way of saying 'must have'.
Nolan: He must of walked out the back door after murdering her,thereby explaining the lack of footbrints in the snowy front yard.

Charlie: Must...of?
by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005
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Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.
Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?
by thunderbash June 27, 2011
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mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009
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murst

Another version of posting 'first' on a blog or message board to gain fame. Murst is a combination of the word murse and first which mocks the murse (man purse) worn by Casey Serin the internet celebutard.

Murst was originated and made popular by Casey Serin haterz on the exurbannation.blogspot.com blog.

Credit given to poster Fear The Murse for creating this internet meme.
Murst! First! haha sukas! Got it again!
by Hatar TheHorrible June 22, 2007
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