Muffstache

A word for female pubic hair.

Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"

by Team Coco!!! January 22, 2010

Muffstache

1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*

1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!

by Reaper727 September 26, 2009

muffy

She is a cute little kitty who goes MEOWPURRR.

Muffy says meowmeow give me food.

by kate June 3, 2004

muffy

drag queen

Look at the mustache on that muffy. Sick...

by smacks July 23, 2003

Muffstache

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.

A really good band name is Muffstache.

by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008

muffy

The foam part covering the ear piece on headphones. Most used when the part falls off the headphones.

Hey bro, have you seen the muffy? They fell off the headphones/

by kelita October 29, 2003

MUFFYTIT

A insult that u shout at sum1 completely randomly in a shitty ruskie accent

DAVE: hey look @ that old lady
BOB:oh yh, u know what 2 do
DAVE: MUFFYTIT!!!
OLD LADY: fuck u u godamn nigga (usa only)
**ENGLISH**
OLD LADY: fuck off u twat!

by MUFFSLAYER123 May 29, 2009