muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.

Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!

by finkystingers September 1, 2011

muddy fucked

The act of having sex through the anus with a great chance of getting fecal matter on the penis of the male doing the insertion.

I {muddy fucked} that girl until she pooped on me.

by Jon311 October 30, 2013

Muddy Butt

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.

Dude, I need to go to the bathroom. I got a bad case of the Muddy Butt

by acerz2able August 27, 2016

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

Trouser Mudd

The unintended release of fecal matter in one’s pants resulting from an attempted fart.

Joe tried to squeak one out but ended up with butt full of trouser mudd.

Stan went to scratch his ass only to discover a finger full of trouser mudd.

by Ed Moose December 6, 2007

Muddler

A hot fudge-like shit mess quickly followed and mixed with a sandy peanut buttered shit.

Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!

by alxorange July 11, 2012

yuh mudda

To refer to one's mother in an insulting manner, at a very random time.

Paul: You are so unreliable sometimes
Brent: Yuh mudda!

by Lindi January 23, 2006