Mudpie

When a man ejaculates inside a black woman's vagina

Robin Williams totally gave Queen Latifa a mudpie last night

by JolleyMan August 18, 2010

Mudpie

A derogatory term used to explain someone who is extremely large in size, and also very unattractive. Or just a bad name.

Kristin is such a mudpie, she looks so bad today.

Stop acting like such a mudpie Mike.

by Krusty krab kristy April 18, 2011

Mudpie

When You get brown sweat stain's under your armpit's

Jeremy Gorniak is makin Mudpie's.. You Guys Want some?

by Team. K E Z Z July 22, 2004

mudpie choke out

The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.

I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!

by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011

alabama mudpie

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, one must first shit into a confom or another type of pouch. Once you thoroughly mix it with lubrication (preferably flavored) you freeze it and wait. This is when the fun starts, as you grab a close relative (parent, sibling, cousin, grandma, etc.) and forcefully fill their orifice(s) with the aforementioned sack until one or both of you shits from excitement. Hence, the Alabama Mudpie.

Bill: Hey Dave, guess what.
Dave: What's up Bill?
Bill: I just gave granny the ol' Alabama Mudpie!
Dave: No way! I had my run at her last week!
(Slow-mo high-five)

by RealBigDaddy420 February 8, 2017

Eskimo Mudpie

after a savage series of butt sex with a fine female, simply pull your pants down to your ankles and drop a fuckin huge shit on her chest, smear it in, then make her lick your hands and fingers clean

dude, i just eskimo mudpied that bitch.

by Philbert Rhosenburg March 11, 2004

mudpie

Taking a shit on a vagina and then using it as lubrication to fuck her.

She let me do the mudpie.

by trouble22 December 13, 2014