Answering Machine

An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

by Rederickfay October 26, 2004

McChicken

The act of using a McChicken as a means of getting off. Putting a dick inbetween 2 buns and thrusting. This was started by the #McChicken Twitter trend when a video of a black guy McChickening surfaced on the Internet.

Guy 1: What the fuck did you do there?
Guy 2: I McChickened.

by HandleUsed August 28, 2016

Machista

Spanish for a male chauvinist, a sexist guy

Juan es un hombre machista

by Uhh169 April 12, 2019

Machinae Supremacy

A kickass Swedish alternative rock group with a video game feel to their songs.

Hey have you ever listened to Machinae Supremacy?

by jbonkerz December 23, 2003

Knockout Machine

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.

Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.

by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009

handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.

Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.

by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008