rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the rising moose...

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

red moose

When you double fist a girl on her period, then you take youe hands out and out your thimbs to your forehead and wiggle your thumbs in the air and scream MOOSE

That chick over there let me give her a red moose last night, because i couldnt fuck her cause she was on her rag and was too loose anyways.

by d00dyoudontknowmeee June 10, 2008

Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

rigor morse

Stealing highly classified top secret documents to store in your basement to only share with special leaders from authoritarian countries. Considered espionage or treason

Is it another political bunch of rigor morse to make him look even worse?

by BluWave August 13, 2022

Rage Muse

1. When someone or something causes one to become motivated and subsequently inspired by thoughts of anger or rage.

2. Inspiration by way of thoughts of anger or rage towards someone or something.

The linebacker on the other team called me a ‘little bitch-boy’ before the football game. I used it as my rage muse and led my team to a massive victory.

by Lucas Locks November 13, 2023