Mortaling

To act in a way that is problematic to the greater good deity. Innadvertedly acting erroneous to omnibenevolence.

Compared to God humans be mortaling their own freewill upon nature.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Mortling

A guy that kills someone but decides to rape the corpse.

"Who was the killer"
"I know him but he wasn't the killer. He was the mortling."

by byFrax March 7, 2018

Moplingz

When a person is being fake...and he/she is able to maintain this fakeness skillfully

All wah gwan a bayyy moplingz ppl a dish out nowadays but if a drop moplingz come my way me a send it back like a wrong order.

by Real_ppl November 15, 2018

Murphing

To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.

This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.

by emmm... March 10, 2019

Morphine

Morphine is a pain medication of the opiate family.

Also its used by politicien speeches to Anesthetize people.

For example:
Politicien: i promise you electricity 24/24.
30 years later (morphine expired)
Politicien: i feel your pain i promis the change is coming.
72 hours later
Politicien: hella, hela hela ho

by H. Phalange October 21, 2019

Morphine

A non-illegal drug

Also a deceased band

1. Dude my head hurts. Take some morphine

2. Morphine’s last album was called The Night.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 25, 2020

Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021