mormon

Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....

Friend: What're you doin tonight?
Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate!

by mormonrocks February 9, 2010

mormon

A member of a cult revolving around child rape.

1: Yeah man im Mormon
2: You should prolly kill yourself

by crispyecho October 15, 2017

mormon

The assholes who come to your door, offer you a free book, and try to make you join their religion.

The dam Mormons are out again! >:(

by Elder Kevin Price January 22, 2016

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

by broncogunner June 12, 2008

Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.

by adark,aardvark,china,k-zark July 19, 2011

Mormon

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.

Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!

by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017