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The most CHILDISH religion known to man. Also...

...Own the most feared question known to man. "Are you mormon"?
Say no, they go "OOOO YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUUUUBLEEEEE!".
Say yes, "How come I've never seen you in *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH!!!"

Don't talk about *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH! (That's really how they say it...) 24/7? DON'T GO TO UTAH.

Don't even get me started when you say normal phrases like "oh my god!", and oh boy, DON'T even THINK about swearing.

Other than that, meh, they're alright.
No wonder there's so many "the bus that's 3 times smaller than your bus" busses in Utah...Mormon.
by fuxfuc March 15, 2009
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