morbillion

A theoretical number that is one more than infinite.

"Morbius sold like a morbillion tickets, it's crazy!"

by Michael Morbius April 29, 2022

Morning Blow

The act of giving/receiving oral sex upon waking up.

I can't get out of bed without a morning blow to go with my cup of joe.

by TK_ASS March 22, 2013

Morbillionaire

Someone whose net worth exceeds the total amount of money made by the hit Sony movie, Morbius.

It's a good thing I invested in NFTs, Now I'm a multi-morbillionaire!

by Vezinald May 9, 2022

All morninger

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.

I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...

by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009

Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius

Joshua Dennett aka Dr Michael Morbius is from the hit film Morbius that will be the first film to sell 3 trillion tickets. Morbius will be The film ever. he is the first ever morbillionaire. Pilates helps.

Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius says: "Pilates helps!"

by GodJeez May 6, 2022

South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

morning deflation

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

by The_ALCH June 15, 2019