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Moped from hell

Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.
ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP October 21, 2008
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Less moping more coping

A strategy developed by Double AA that encourages people to accept that there are things that you can't control, and you must accept them. In addition, there are things in life that you can control, and you have failed at and missed opportunities for a personally desired outcome, but you must let these events go and not haunt you, in order to properly recover and prepare and execute better potentially successful opportunities in the future.
You unfortunately failed your Advanced Underwater Basket Weaving Mid-Term today Alex. Don't let this poor performance define or affect you too much. Less moping more coping! As long as you remember that, you can rebound this semester and repair your grade.
by Double_AA February 5, 2023
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Mope

Hi oh look at that mope
by Bigmemeuno May 21, 2021
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suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!
by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018
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mope

by gissy 07 March 30, 2021
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Moped Specialist

Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao
ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."
by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020
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