Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Montreal Meat Pie

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

by etjn March 18, 2022

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022

Montreal McMuffin

When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.

I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.

by JADrI January 28, 2023

Montreal Salute

The act of plugging one nostril and blowing one's nose directly into the air.

We're out of tissues, you'll just have to give the ol' Montreal Salute.

by Dick Tardly July 26, 2023

The Montreal Rattler

So your women gets in the Reverse Doggy Style Position and sits directly on your balls making sure your cock is out you start jerking off and her butt cheeks rattle your balls guaranteed explosion

The Montreal Rattler will bring you closer together

by Daniel Oco February 10, 2023

montrece

A smart, charming man. One of the sexiest men alive. Cares for everyone he comes across. He is loyal to all of his friends and family. He is sweet but don't get on his badside because there is no coming back.

Leave that dude alone and get with Montrece!

by chairbear90 December 20, 2016