Montrel

Montrel well be easily become your best friend. Thay have a great personality and are crazy about every thing. Thay have a cool head most of the time and can kick ass.

The guy in the store is a total Montrel you know

by big goofy March 6, 2019

Montréal Road Rage

Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.

Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!

Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"

by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019

Montellano

Plain Mountain. Anyone with this name is a very interesting individual and possesses the power of attraction, great sense of humor, intelligence and charisma. A natural leader and warrior.

Those romantic Spanish soap operas have passion and fire. And most are named Montellano.

When you reached the summit or pinnacle of the world you're a Montellano.

by soulfuljla April 18, 2019

montellas

A loving and caring man , always there for other make sure u get ur self a montellas

Montellas will love you

by Pinacolada999 December 26, 2021

eyres monsell

you will 100% get shanked. little place in Leicester but honestly avoid it. if you happen to be there. head down boys n keep moving.

guy walking through: *makes eyecontact*
eyres monsell roadman: OI PUSSYO WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU TRYNA BE CHEFFED UP BIGMAN

by j2trappy ykyk February 3, 2021

Montreal Meat Pie

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.

Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.

by manswer April 29, 2009

Montreal Tuxedo

A Montreal Canadiens jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Only recognized in Montreal, sadly... stupid rest of Canada.

Nice to see you dressed in your Montreal Tuxedo for my sister's wedding!

by growlerMonkey January 24, 2011