barcode moustache

When a man attempts to grow a moustache but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it looks like a barcode

Is that a crisp packet stuck to your lip or did you mean to grow a barcode moustache?

by DipDive July 15, 2016

toothbrush moustache

The toothbrush moustache is a moustache in the shape of a small rectangle under the nose. It likely got it's name from the bristles of a toothbrush due to their similar looks.
The toothbrush moustache was popular in Germany. The moustache is also popular with comedians because it looks funny.

It is sometimes known as the Charlie Chaplin.

The toothbrush moustache is notably worn by two famous comedians such as Charlie Chaplin, Richard Herring, and Meas Samon.

The toothbrush moustache is often worn by comedians because it looks funny.

by PentaSquares December 7, 2020

Grandma's moustache

The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.

Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!

by monkeybrainss December 16, 2009

Bullet-Proof Moustache

Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.

Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.

by Beilor4893 March 23, 2010

Just some guy without a moustache

the 2 CEO of just some guy organization where their main job is to comment on literally all the youtube videos you watch.
you probably will see these 2 guys on any youtube videos you watch.

your homie: hey do you have ever heard of just some guy without a moustache

you: he's literally everywhere on the comment section how I wouldn't know

by No File March 7, 2021

molustache

when a person has a moustache and looks like a creeper or molester.

the old man in the ice cream truck pulled up, and i felt a little creeped out by his molustache...

by M.K.G. August 24, 2010

mustache farm

When more than one girl at a time sits on your face

Man last night I had me a mustache farm with those two hot chicks...

by Mustache farmer August 20, 2017