vagina monologues

A vagina monologue is when a female, goes on and on incessantly about something that a man could really give a shit about.

I was trying to listen to the game on the ride home, but my girlfriend was reciting her vagina monologues again

by Randag February 17, 2005

monogo-whore

a person who dates a person for a few months, breaks up with them, then immediately starts dating someone else. These people justify the vast amount of sex as unwhorish because they are in a relationship, when it is merely an extended one night stand.

"tony said that he is already nailing jane."
"didnt she just break up with joe two days ago"
"yeah, what a monogo-whore"

by marcus826 April 24, 2008

Monopolitics

Having complete control of a politcal party or politcal candicy

" When barrak Obama dominated the 20012 presidential race it was monopolitics at its best

by damiancrowley February 5, 2013

Mokoko

Very aggressive way of punishment.

- utilization documents has to be submitted today by COB
- ...mokoko

by Ibrahimlik May 20, 2018

monogoweinous

The love of and dedication to only one man's dick.

"Damn, I wish she'd let me take a turn at pleasing that ass."
"Nah man, you ain't gettin nowhere with that. She's monogoweinous."

by Shannon Clinton April 21, 2008

monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010

monomoob

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010