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mojito

A Bacardi Rhum drink made qith spearmint leaves, rhum, fizz water and ice
Bartender, gimme a mojito...and yeah I ain't gay but I like my mojito.
by Francois M July 9, 2005
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mojito madman

Remember how good you thought your cousin was doing? Well, he picked up the bottle and now he's a mojito madman again.
by Vincent Greene March 14, 2010
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monitism

A way of enduring everything in funny way yet getting to solve things outside once endiviour.
Monitism is the best.
by Monit August 13, 2021
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Summit your monitor

When you get so mad at a video game that you punch your monitor. The term was named after popular twitch streamer, summit1g after he raged so hard that he summited his monitor.
Some video games can be so frustrating that you might summit your monitor.
by charnagee October 14, 2018
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Saftey Monitor

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.
hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!
by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011
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MonBittle

A screen name used by the homo sapien Jon Biddle.
OMFG MonBiddle is idle!

YAY Jon is available!

I can't wait till Thanksgiving, I shall eat turkey.
by WarSeagueZR October 10, 2004
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monitor malaise

Monitor malaise can take two forms.

1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).

2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.

2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
by robzilla October 8, 2005
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