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mobene

An incredibly attractive man. Usually above 6'5"... his only downfall is his extreme whiteness. Mobenes are usually covered in a thick pelt of hair, making it somewhat difficult to locate his massive penis. Mobenes get more pussy than you ever will. Mobenes are also very rare. There are only a handful of them on earth.
Did you see that sexy caveman? He's TOTALLY a Mobene.

sexy, hairy, penis, tall white
by jimmmmygoriilla May 20, 2015
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mopedophile

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids
"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"
by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008
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moted

Dissed, put down, proven wrong. Contraction of "demoted". Used in the Bay Area only.
Man: Hey baby can I get yo' number?
Woman: No, but you can get lost.
Man's friends: Ooooooh, moted!
by Joe F November 21, 2004
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Moled

To be so hungover that you spent the day in your bed, with your room in darkness, only to leave for a piss. Often happens to those that aren't used to drinking, or by tories.
"Wheres dave?"
"He got too fucked off his horse last night so he's spending the day moled"
"Fucking tory"
by Nick Cleggggy March 2, 2014
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Moed

To be drunk.
So drunk you make poor decisions.
I went to the brew house last night and I was moed. So moed, I hooked up with Wagner.
by botox January 20, 2005
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mobbed

The past tense of:
1. Going somewhere
2. Going somewhere in a hurry
2. Driving around with a large group of people
Just mobbed around town with a bunch of my homies.
by thizz monster o_O December 8, 2010
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moled out

Basically the equivalent of being dicked out. Generally used as a verb, though can be used otherwise while intoxicated. Usually mistaken for "mold out" by the uninitiated. Can sometimes be followed by random statements that describe how moled out it is, such as: "to the fullest", "to the max", "to the core", etc.
mole 1) Yo nigga what happened to that blunt?
mole 2) We smoked that bitch hours ago man...
mole 1) Maaaaan thats fucking moled out to the max
mole 2) To the core?
mole 1) Dual core nigga.
by ThatMoleFaSho March 11, 2008
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