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An incredibly attractive man. Usually above 6'5"... his only downfall is his extreme whiteness. Mobenes are usually covered in a thick pelt of hair, making it somewhat difficult to locate his massive penis. Mobenes get more pussy than you ever will. Mobenes are also very rare. There are only a handful of them on earth.
Did you see that sexy caveman? He's TOTALLY a Mobene.

sexy, hairy, penis, tall white
by jimmmmygoriilla May 20, 2015
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