Mitt Romney

Wazzock or twit

According to an article in the New Yorker, Mitt Romney is a Wazzock

by whittx July 29, 2012

Mitt

One of the true God`s, namely one of the greatest human beings alive today, but possibly one of his mistake would be the fact that he created a nub. See "slayz"

"Even God`s make mistakes"

by :-) January 1, 2004

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 16, 2003

mutt mitt

Slang for the little plastic baggie you place your hand in when used to pick up your dog’s poop in public places.

My and Foofie never leave home without at least one mutt mitt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.

Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

Dicing Mitt

Dicing as in “gambling/ripping apart” Mitt as in vagina

“Yo I saw you on snap maps why you at that girls house”? I’m Dicing Mitt

by Ayeayerawn March 18, 2022