Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

Hey Mister

Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?

by **R** November 16, 2005

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

crave that mineral

On October 27th, 2014, Tumblr user sixpenceee posted a photograph of an Alpine ibex (pretty much a goat) licking salt deposits off a nearly 90° mountainside with the caption “They crave that mineral”

Jimmy, why are you on the roof?

I CRAVE THAT MINERAL!

by Jwr5758 December 19, 2014

Mister Rogers

The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"

Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.

Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral

by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014

miserab

(n) One who is miserable.

Look at his face, he is such a miserab.

Girl breaks up with her boyfriend and says: "Why did you break up with him?"

Girl: "Because he was a miserab."

You: "Oh. Yea, bummer."

by boop9988 July 26, 2011