Minor League Skank

someone who wishes they were a skank. someone who will try to come off as scandalous, but in the end, wont go all the way. in other words, a wannabe ho.

Konica and Maren wish they were major league skanks, but since they never put out, at the end of the day, they aint nothin but a couple of minor league skanks.

by mr wholesome September 15, 2008

impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil December 26, 2008

mentored

(v.) To be tutor and/or schooled in a given subject.

"You mean, he doesn't have the privilege of being mentored by me."

"By the way, consider yourself mentored"

"He totally mentored you"

by Raptor973 September 12, 2009

weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Minor Attracted Person

Otherwise known as a pedophile, but a nicer way of saying it, it's been made so clean of any filth actually associated with the term that a good handful of Tumblr users are actually not disgusted by them, just because the term sounds so much nicer like this.

"New headcanon: D.Va, Lucio, and McCree are all MAPs." MAP being short for Minor Attracted Person.

by Your friendly old Spetznaz vet October 27, 2017

mentor

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)

I love the influence of my mentor
I will mentor the ignorant.
The current Mentor of Cleav is Fweeb.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".

Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.

by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004