This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.
The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
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A small, desolate hicktown in cental North Dakota. Full of hillbillies who love Nascar, drinking at sad lonely bars and populating the world with more hillbillies. Used to describe a sad, hopless state of mind.
Man my mom died, I ran over my cat and I'm broke - it's like I'm in Minot.
I listened to the Cure all day...now I feel like I've lived in Minot all my life.
I listened to the Cure all day...now I feel like I've lived in Minot all my life.
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I went to the world civilization stacks on the third floor and could have sworn a minotaur was spying from two stacks over.
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