Mincident

A nasty accident or incident that might especially happen to a mincer

This weekend wasn't without mincident, I put on a wash of all my whites and accidently left my red sarong in the machine - now everything's come out pink!

by Winston Churchill's Sausagefest October 10, 2005

mince and cheese

After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.

"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"

by dirtybustard July 29, 2014

On the mince

To be out all night drinking

Dude you look rough! Yea I was out all night on the mince

by ste fraiser July 9, 2019

closed-minded

one who doesn't accept an idea, or person for one or more reasons

closed-minded person: Rock sucks because it doesn't sound as cool as rap.
open-minded person: Rock isn't something i care for.

by Animeman64 September 4, 2008

weak minded beta male pussy

Elijah Jinx. Caleb Butler. Someone who has little brain power to form simple thought's has nothing between their legs. Too weak to bench 135 someone who sucks more dick than their own mother

Fuckers

Oh you weak minded beta male pussy I can't believe you did that

by Zachmotherfuckingdoyle December 22, 2016

Open minded

Used primarily on dating and hook-up apps/sites it denotes that the profile owner is open to the use of illicit drugs, chemsex and/or PnP sessions by adding it into there profile header, introduction or any place where the user can enter text.

I work hard and I play even harder and I am very open minded. I’m looking for hung, toned or muscled guys and who are also open minded, for long play sessions.

by DefinitiveME March 16, 2019

Getting Munced

The act of being cornered in a room by a large slow country male, who then complains to you about things that you cannot fix for at least 20 minutes.

I was trying to get back to my office before getting munced.

by Smallbridge May 6, 2019