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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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Messiah

Weed boi | Founder of MTV (Messiah Television)
Messiah is the founder of MTV.
by AnassaHecate January 25, 2022
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messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.
The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut
by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018
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Messiah

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.
Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).
by Missael December 2, 2019
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messiah

the hottest most amazing sexiest man on earth that tat is in love with.

i want him to use me, and stretch out my pussy <3
anything for messiah ;)
messiah is daddy.
by tat<3 June 9, 2021
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Messiah

Guy 1: Hey is that Messiah?
Guy 3: ⊣𝙹↸ ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡ ᒲᒷ
by Sponge man ice cone January 31, 2022
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Messiah

A nigga who has a steady yet bouncy jiggly ass.
Yo, Did you see that messiah that just walked past us? Bro had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen.
by YaBoyStax September 10, 2020
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