Mervin

Similar to a wedgie, but of the balls.

"ah damn I got a mervin." *while picking underwear from crotch*

by Jellatin November 15, 2003

Merville

A location situated next to East Black Creek. The People living here commonly call themselves Merville, and enjoy getting pounded by East Black Creek.

run Merville, EBC are coming to pound you!

by Vitamin G July 18, 2005

Mervert

A mervert is a pervert and a molester mixed together.

Friend: "That molester they just put in jail is such a pervert!"
You: "So, he's a mervert?"
Friend: "Totally!"

by Epic Fail Facepalm December 30, 2011

Mervin

A front wedgie, especially in the how you say.... Pussy.

Helen's thong style panties were so small it was forcing her to pull out Mervins all day, her poor cat must have been quite annoyed and/or chaffed.

by We are Siamese if you please September 2, 2013

Mervyn's

Admittingly cheap; a place to go for clothing and common appliances that's actually being sold at the cheap price it's worth

"Is that a Mervyn's *_______?" (*Shirt, backpack, hooker, etc)

by Gimpy McCombs November 25, 2007

Merva

She’s such a lovely and interesting person. If they love you once they will never stop with that. They’ll be on your side forever even if you hurt her. But they can also be pretty mean and disrespectful sometimes. So don’t attack them. Besides that they’ll hurt you in the end so don’t fall in Love with them.

Girl : there’s merva

Boy : I loved her sm

by here_comes_namjesus August 27, 2021

Lag Mervil

A lag mervil is one of the worst lag ever.

Noob 1: Wtf...
Noob 1: WTF!!?? LAG MERVIL!
Noob 2: Fix laggggg fjkdhjf
*Save Game*
Pownd: Noob 2, ur lagging mervil.
Noob 2: WHAT? LAWLWTFSTFUNOOBROFLMAOBBQ!!!!
*Ban Noob 2*
Noob 1: Whatta noob... LOL
*Ban Noob 1*

by JuVa KnViL July 12, 2008