mallet

A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.

I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.

by colin_clout February 22, 2008

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Mayle

A Mayle is a girl who is shy when young, but becomes bolder when she gets older. She has hobbies such as reading, writing, and swimming. She does sports but is also a very smart girl. She can be aggressive at times and will give threats, but can will never take up on her threats. A Mayle is the greatest friend a person could have and the greatest girlfriend a guy could have. A Mayle's personality can fit any situation, such as talking about something common, like boys, or something totally dark, like demon rituals. A Mayle is easy to befriend but will usually approach first because of her boldness when older. When realizing about her crush, she will get slightly shy, but will try her best to get to know her crush, unlike others who will date a guy just because he's hot. A Mayle has kindness in her blood and smart genes from birth. No other could compare. Mayle is the definition of everything great.

Friend: "Is Mayle a great girl friend or what?"

Guy: "Yes, but she's also a great girlfriend."

Mayle:😳

by KillerKatDemon June 8, 2016

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Marletta

A beautiful girl that loves all dogs but hates all people

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by Froggiffer April 13, 2020

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Maynette

Strong willed, very stubborn woman. Usually a name found in Texas, Maynette's are always difficult to read and generally hard to get along with but once you get past the tough exterior, Maynette is very sweet and fiercely loyal

Damn, Maynette is always so grumpy
Yeah, you just don't know her well enough.

by Epic Ninjerz July 4, 2012

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Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

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