maestro

The word to cue the DJ to start the music. Then you throw down with your rhymes, moves etc.

You all ain't seen nothin' yet. MAESTRO! (boogies)

by DKLONE August 17, 2007

manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.

Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.

by Greyson January 4, 2008

manstress

The male version of a mistress.

She gave her manstress his own apartment and car in exchange for his "services."

by coloradojules January 5, 2007

maestro'd

maestro'd : verb : pronunciation (my - str-ode)

meaning: to tap the penis repeatedly against the chin, lips, cheek or head to obtain attention of the person performing fellatio.

"She kept looking away toward the television, so I maestro'd her 5 times on the forehead"

by I am FxCaliber February 11, 2014

Manstruating

When a man is "on the rag."

"I think Chad must be manstruating again. He was being a real dick last night.

by Hophead June 21, 2008

Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013

macsturbate

When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.

I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...

by abredow March 18, 2008