Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Matteo

The kind of friend your mother would approve of. Matteo is smart, funny, always interested in what you have to say, and is all-round a great person. There is nothing you can hate about a Matteo. He is also really hot, which is a good bonus.

Kid: "Hey Mom, can Matteo come over?"
Mom: "Absolutely! You know how much I love Matteo"

by montreal55 August 25, 2022

Matteo

kid that calls logan bad at valorgay

Matteo said logan was bad at valorgay

by Matteo............... September 24, 2020

Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

by John pron September 21, 2023

Matteo

A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion

Me: did you see the the game las

Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR

by Xd123kid January 24, 2021

Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024

matteo

that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me

Yo Matteo, you wanna watch the new Marvel Movie????

by prongles October 20, 2022