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Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet
Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet
by Allovesit September 25, 2025
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Matteo Roberts

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'
by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024
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Matteo

Matteo is a true deluded for love. he loves a girl but she does not reciprocate his love and every time he sees her with someone, he explodes with jealousy. matteo after all is a sweet guy.
matteo loves manga
by idkmynamebutisayhello November 21, 2021
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Matteo pompilii

Matteo pompilii - the Italian stallion, this is an act in love which consists of 2 men
Did you do the matteo pompilii last night
by EpicGuxximan June 14, 2023
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matteo

when the gift of God is a fuckboi
Girl A: I wanna date that boy
Boy: As in me cause I'm the gift of God after all
Girl B: Haha stfu Matteo
by suck_my_d33 August 30, 2025
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Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.
Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."
by GrosSimp July 7, 2022
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Matteo

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.
by Orthrus May 27, 2018
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