A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 04, 2022
Don’t be a Matteo
by The unnigga October 11, 2022
„Matteo is better than Olof"
by onlytruthnofake November 15, 2021
An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
by Matteo's Best friend May 09, 2022
by Matteo............... September 24, 2020
Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy
Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy
Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.
by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022