brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016

going to the mattresses

to prepare for a protracted fight

From the movie "The Godfather":

CLEMENZA: That Sonny's runnin' wild. He's thinkin'a going to the mattresses already. We gotta find a spot over on the West Side

by slugbait October 22, 2006

mattress worship

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.

Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.

by Red Sam Black May 2, 2010

St. Mattress worshipper

adj.
A person who sleeps in on Sunday morning, especially if they do so to skip church.

Jamie is a total St. Mattress worshipper.

by Koby_Fish August 21, 2007

Air Mattress

A term regarding the sex of people who are 'just friends' at a slumber party or sleepover party.

The term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having sex while retaining the image of being just friends.

The term was originally coined by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band in their song Air Mattress.

Jenny and Craig slept on the air mattress last night.

Dave: "Craig man, you and Jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? NICCEE"

by Vitus17 October 13, 2009

mattress back

1. (noun) A girl who has sex so often, whether with the same partner (nympho), or many different ones(slut), that her back seems to be constantly on a mattress.
2. a condition derived by a girl who engages in said activities.

1. "That girl is a mattress back if I ever saw one."
2. "You're gonna get mattress back if you keep sleeping around like that."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author December 11, 2004

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011