The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

Masterbaiter

Master at catching bait

Masterbaiter = Me

by Ƥapi October 10, 2018

Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

MasterBadr

His Name is Badr, but he is your Master. He is, MASTERBADR

Hey MasterBadr how are you daddy?

by TerraBoyAlpha January 12, 2021

Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.

Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!

by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021

Masterball Effect

The psychological dilemma that occurs when playing a video game and feeling the need to conserve powerful/unique items til the end of the game in fear of not being able to win without them and instead using worse items. This usually ends in disappointment as the powerful/unique items are then never used but the game is still won in a more difficult manner using the weaker and useless items.

I just played the new COD campaign and saved the RPG til the end but didn't even need it, must have been the masterball effect.

by Evanjames915 May 10, 2021

Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009