manufactured knowledge

1. All that made up junk that you find in news or sports crawls on television.

2. Anything that is offered as fact by a reporter that is simply an opinion SAID as a fact.

Bracketologists provide manufactured knowledge when listing NCAA Tournament seedings 2 weeks before the field is even announced.

by El A in the D March 15, 2007

manual

1. n. A short book or booklet explaining key concepts for assembly or use. Something to keep in mind before calling tech support.

2. adj. Referring to work done with little or no help from machines.

3. adj. Referring to someone's skill with their hands.

1. Well, gee, sir, have you tried reading the manual?
2. I've gotta do some hard manual labor today.
3. After last night I have no doubts regarding Melanie's manual dexterity.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

Mangladesh

In a severe state of inebriation brought on by alcohol or drugs

You were pretty drunk last night.

- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh

drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts

by Toomuchflystyles February 25, 2011

Testicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.

Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!

by H4v0c February 6, 2012

Manplan

A plan with a man (date or shag)

I can't come tonight I've got a manplan

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

manplay

In sports, making the brazen decision to go for the win instead of the more conservative decision to tie. In American football, for instance, going for the two-point conversion instead of sending a game into overtime with an extra point.

Instead of being a vagina, Steve opted for the manplay and went for 2.

by pwnd in soma February 17, 2007

mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words

Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.

by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009