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manboy

A male whom has come of age to be considered by a female to be unable fulfill her expectations on her clock with regard to marriage, children and other responsibilities. A manboy is the result of women chasing their "dreams" through so called "self empowerment" behaviours like screwing around and climbing the so called corporate ladder in her 20's and then only in her thirties wondering where all the "men" have gone to. Manboys were the men she dated in her twenties but dumped for her meaningful career and personal "empowerments". Manboy is a smart and enlightened man who relises that he does not have to fulfill anyone expectations because they demand that they do. He is free to grow and adapt to changes as they present themselves to him.
Female: where have all the men gone too?? they are totally unable to fulfill my needs and all the men these days are not responsive and mature in understanding my needs.
Manboy: Hi sally... didn't we meet like 10 years ago?... remember the times we had?... we could have been together more....

female: Well i was busy with stuff.....
by Politically incorrect guy. September 4, 2013
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Manboy25

He makes google slideshows
Manboy25 likes penises
by Manboy24 June 3, 2018
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manbody

one sexy mother fucking piece of meat that every lady has her eye on.
i want your manbody!
by Manbody May 22, 2005
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mantown

mantown - A place of solace for married or men in relationships to hang out and be men.

There is nothing homosexual about this place. In fact, any homosexual acts will have you banned from Mantown. Other things banned from Mantown include:

Movies featuring Julia Roberts
Crying
Capri Pants
Talking about your wife or girlfriend (sexual acts may be discussed - but thats it)
Coldplay
A place where men can do any of the following:

watch sports, play video games, fart, eat hot wings, drink beers, play cards - all without being bothered by their wives or girlfriends.

"Lets go down to mantown and watch the Superbowl. BRING BEER"
by Bozer September 15, 2007
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Manowar

The Hitler of metal.

These guys seem to want to rule the metal world with an iron fist, dictating what all metal should be like, look like, and sound like. Not allowing any free thinking at all. No, everything HAS to sound the same. If it's black metal, it's false. If it's modern, it's false. This is exactly what their mindset is. They seem to forget that music is an ART form, and as such, the artists can do whatever the fuck they want with it. But no - instead they act all Hitler-ish and say that their metal is "true", and nothing else is.

Yet, these guys make an absolutely horrible impression of what "true metal" should be. Most of their songs just use the same riff and chord patterns, the same recycled lyrics, and the only talent present in the whole band is in the guitarist WHEN he does the solos. Eric Adams can't sing worth crap, and the drummer - please. "Drums of Doom??" What kind of idiot came up with that? Just because you can bang on your drums really hard doesn't make you talented. Get that through your head.

It's ok to sing about metal. It really is. I'd love songs like that. But these guys take it too far. They have to say that there's "true metal" and "false metal." They have to say that only SOME metal is acceptable and most of it isn't. Why not just accept all metal for what it is - the best music in the world? Why not just appreciate all of it? And most of all, why do you even take out your anger on the SAME genre of music as the one you like??

What is worse, however, is that they've even gained a following of "Manowar nazis," better known as metal elitists. These people go around calling others who don't listen to the "loudest band in the world" posers, ranting up a storm about how any band that plays exceptionally louder, heavier, or growls their vocals is "fake", and that the only acceptable bands are ones that sprung up before the 1990s. The sad part, however, is that the only bands they could name most of the time are Metallica, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, and of course, Manowar. People like this make the entire metalhead community look like a bunch of idiots, fighting among themselves over stupid things such as what bands they listen to.

Who cares about Slipknot? Who cares about System of a Down? They're not my favorite bands ever, but I don't go around yelling at people if they want to listen to them. It's their choice, and it's the music they like. You CAN'T change their musical taste, and you CAN'T change their opinion. AND, your opinion is NOT supierior to theirs. Shut up.

Manowar nazis don't want to look past the 80s for their music, which means they miss out on much better power metal bands than Manowar, such as Blind Guardian, Kamelot, Angra, Rhapsody of Fire, etc. These bands have much more talent than Manowar, and can play songs that don't use the same chords over and over, or the same lyrics, or the same cheap sound effects. They don't have to talk about "steel", "the kingdom", or "fighting" in every single song to be good.

I wanted to like Manowar. I really did. But as long as they hold this Nazist belief of metal, I never will.
Typical Manowar lyrics:

"Ohhh!! Fight! For the kingdom!!! I have steel!! Steel in the kingdom!! And I fight! Fight! Fight! Fight with steel! Fight in the kingdom! Fight in the kingdom that has steel!!"

"Warriors!! True metal!! True metal warriors that are true!! Bloody blood of true metal on my hand! It's so true metal! Let's go, true metal dudes! True metal!! YEAAAAA!!!"
by SomeBadJOKE March 2, 2007
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manowar

Thee most sorry excuse for a Heavy Metal band in the world. Being loud isin't enough to be truly Metal! They are the Chippendales of Power Rock, not Metal! Manowar is the nuttiest, most cornball band you'll ever see, beyond cheesey! They make the Sunset Strip bands (Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt etc.) look cool! That's how much they suck! The stupid thing about Manowar is that they actually think they play good music, but all they talk about is War, when they've never even been in one! Damn, do they suck killer whale cock! Manowar is the kind of crap that sucks so much, you wish it never came into existence! Why don't these old farts just retire! All copies of their albums, purhcased or not, should be destroyed! MANOWAR SUCKS!
Kid #1: Whatchu listenin' to, buddy?!

Kid #2: Manowar.

Kid #1:........THAT SUCKS! I don't wanna be your friend anymore.
by OrganGlock December 14, 2008
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Manboose

A person who thinks they are better than someone at a certain hobbie, sport, game, stunt or activity can be anything that can be performed or demonstrated in some way.

Derives from 'A man who Boasts' -Manboose
James, what was that about how I would not beat you in this race? how do you like that Manboose?
by Castersixtyyyyyy9 September 8, 2010
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