mushroom management

To keep your employees in the dark, and every now and then throw shit on them.

by farks_me September 18, 2003

Football Manager

A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.

Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."

-20 Hours Later-

Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*

by adawxawx August 28, 2007

Parts Manager

Another term for sex partner.

I need to hook up with my Parts Manager.

by WWWebbis February 18, 2011

business manager

that guy who can make any lady's panties drop.

Jeff is a total business manager. The girls are all over him.

by giantpinkrobot April 12, 2013

managers glaze

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)

“Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please”

by Tkey010 November 17, 2022

Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.

Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.

by KingKongDave May 17, 2010

assistant manager

1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn

2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay

1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"

2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013