manaconda

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"

by skankbastard December 29, 2004

manarks

the sickest word to ever be used in a game of scrabble ever

im going to manarks the crap out of all of you

by Christopher Scott Brewster January 1, 2009

Manpack

A Manpack is a Man worn by a Woman as a living backpack. Often seen at a Bar or nightclub an attractive woman may be observed with a man usually less attractive standing behind the woman with arms around her, or casually drapped over her shoulder in a "This belongs to me, and I am keeping it!" sort of way.

I would like to ask that Hot Babe to dance but we got to pry that Manpack off her first.....too much dead weight.

by Mayhem Burns January 1, 2012

mind manacle

A man or woman with whom a person falls in love, but is unresponsive to the pursuer's advances. Such a scenario can take months or years to forget.

I loved her so much that I was about to ditch the wife and kids for her, but she just wanted to be "friends." Now it is two years later, and I still can't get her out of my mind. She is a mind manacle.

by IM3 January 20, 2008

Mancake

A pancake of epic proportions

While admiring a particularly large pancake: 'It's a man... it's a mancake.'

by Snoppy5 September 26, 2007

mancakes

A Man with either an unimpressional physique or sculpted body with no pecs. Most likely a geekish man with a boney body and a completely flat chest. That chest is known as his "mancakes"

"Tommys been workin' out 5 days a week, like 2 months ago, he's ripped, but he still got them mancakes though."

by rukus razor March 7, 2007

Manackage

Its a hybird of man and package

My Manackage was in jeopardy when i jumped from the airplane while i was nude.

by Digital April 6, 2003