Garrett Macdonald

Normally has a very bald dad. Has very good wifi and has uncombed hair.

Did you see that garrett Macdonald guy

Yeah bro His dad is so bald

by Dwayne Macdonald November 13, 2018

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dirty macdonald

A dirty MacDonald is when you have sex with your best friends sister and finish in her hair

I gave dans sister a dirty MacDonald took 3 hours to wash that dried cum out her hair

by Macfuck April 15, 2020

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Madison (she will also go by Maddie even though she's says not to call her that she obviously likes it) is one of the most caring and loving people you will find in this earth. She always knows how to make you feel better and like she wants you around. She is without a doubt one of a kind and even though she's right when she's says there are seven billion other people on earth she's wrong when she says you'll find someone else like her because they just dont exist. She is a lover of all things office related and has the best personality you could hope to find in someone. She dreams of going and doing romantic things like hiking somewhere and camping or watching the stars at nigh with someone special and she's always down to travel. If you ever happen to be lucky enough to win the favor of this madison, be sure to think long and hard before you decide to blow it off, as there is no other person you will ever find like her, and it's highly likely that you will never get over the terrible decision that you made.

Guy 1: you know I actually could have been with Madison MacDonald but I didn't think about what I was doing and I fucked it up
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time

by BitchMagnet69 July 14, 2020

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Im Maddog

A Juice WRLD stan who can't get over the fact that he has 3000 hours into Brawlhalla and is still shit at it. He denies being a lance main despite him spending have of his life on the weapon. He also is a failing instigator and professional teammate killer.

Person 1: Yo why tf are you ground pounding there, you just lost us the game!

Person 2: Sorry I sold the bag, looks like Im Maddog rubbed off on me.

Person 1: Yeah I can tell, you're playing like shit right now.

by Not Lamb July 20, 2022

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