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myspace lurk 

someone(preferably a creeper) who checks out other people's myspaces more than 10 times a day and doesn't leave comments or any indication they were even there; lurkers must be sly. they may also know personal information about the people they be lurkin'.
Timmy: "dude Greg knows about my plans this weekend and i haven't talked to him in a month."
Johnny: "no shit. Greg is such a myspace lurk. gotta watch out for him"
Timmy: "fucking lurker..."
myspace lurk by alinaaa February 14, 2007
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Clerk Lurk 

When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.
"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."
Clerk Lurk by Arianna MK December 20, 2014

Hate Lurk 

Secretly hate watching while someone does something that irritates you.

A hate filled, blood boiling stare you make unbeknown to the person it is directed toward.
As I sipped my morning coffee and stared out the window, I couldn't help it but to hate lurk as my methed out roommate tore up my vegetable garden.
Hate Lurk by Xinf3st3dx77x June 30, 2021

Dumpy Lurk 

the phrase used when one is leaving a twitch stream for a while but will still have it playing in the background, dumpily.
o7 snowy! i hope your dumpy lurk is extra frogeThicc
the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.
I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.
e-lurk by Parish July 1, 2008

New Lurk City 

a lifestyle collective/band based in New York City's downtown scene. Group of kids who perform live shows, drink, loiter, party, fight & sneak in high class parties.
Bob: you going to that New Lurk City show tonight?
Steve: them New Lurk City boys always into something, always turning up a party! hell yea!
Bob: see you there
New Lurk City by DannyGlova May 2, 2013