Bro Lotion

N: lotion, usually freshly used for fapping, that is spread from one friend to another via high five.
V: the act of spreading bro lotion to another person.

N: I totally got some bro lotion on my hand today. My friends are sickos
V: Dude I totally bro lotioned my friend today!

by PatJamma May 25, 2012

face lotion

Instead of using lotion to jerk off with your hand, you have someone suck your dick.

"Hey babe, come give me some face lotion!'

by iRush God December 04, 2012

Chicken Lotion

Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.

I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion

by mogwaimon April 06, 2020

jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins

Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,

by jbiv February 16, 2014

lotion wrangler

a low level porn industry assistant

Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.

by hiohsilver December 24, 2009

frozen lotion

frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk

frozen lotion was responsible for bitch lady going over the top

by ithacafreak April 28, 2009

lotion sack

to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.

My date flaked out on me tonight. I think I'm going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and I won't even remember her name.

by Sexy Half-Mexi July 13, 2009