Lording

DNS - Did Not Show - The act of talking up your performance for a forthcoming sporting event including actively sledging your mates and other competitors to create an air of superiority, only to not show up on the day of the event.

Norman for months has been talking up his performance and how much he is going to smash it for the forthcoming Half Marathon, but apparently 'Had a Cold' on the day and therefore couldn't compete. Norman did a Lording

by Trott On June 10, 2011

lorring

when you are rolling and lost at the same time don't know what the fuck is going on; feel so good.

Steve was lorring it to hard last night, couldn't take him anywhere!

by lorring buddies August 30, 2010

Lurping Fag

A tall awkward man looking for some gay sex.

Larry just lost his ass virginity, what a lurping fag!

by obamatang3 November 1, 2010

Loring

The most annoying little brother in the world. He always gets in your buisness andgets you in trouble.

"LORING! STOP PULLING THE CAT'S TAIL!"

Loring: "I saw (sister/brother) smoking pot in the park!"

Mom:"Where's Loring?"
You:"I locked him in the attic"

by bigsistersarethebest August 14, 2011

Lerping

Form of the verb "Lerp". If you lerp, you are a LER. A LER is a female that looks like a male. She farts quite often and picks her nose in public. She has no desire for any sexual activity. She has never kissed anyone, except for perhaps a doll. People run away when the see a LER and are usually quite afraid of a LER. She is fat and ugly and has no friends.

Lauren- "Omg that girls such a creeper"
Elyse- "Ew I know! That's Lexie. She lerping!"
Lauren- "No wonder her parents put her up for adoption."
Elyse- "Doesn't she live at the zoo though?"
Lauren- "Yah that was the only place that would take her."

by pishposh97 November 4, 2011

Lurping Fag

A gangly tall wierdo who is out looking for some gay action.

Look at that douche nozzle trying to get some action, What a Lurping Fag.

by Obamatang4 October 26, 2010

Louping

To poop one's pants and leave the offending pooped item in plain sight due to sheer laziness.

"Jesus fucking christ man, he Louped himself playing Diablo II. He....he just left it there! No, it's not a shart I'm talking a full like....a fucking shit man I think he was Louping himself"

by Pork Stapler June 5, 2017