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virginity loophole

The Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter April 5, 2016
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caught in a loop

A length of space/time where human perception is altered ,the rules no longer apply as time appears to be repeating infinite times
candy-flipping:
"What's going on? OH I'm caught in a loop, fuck!"
by latoy clitman December 7, 2014
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loop bat

Chaminade slang for giving head. Or just saying that somebody sucks folds. Short form: loop it.
eg 1. Eric:That girl is a slut, she likes to loop bat all the time.

eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!
by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006
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Loopy pop

A lollipop laced with a hallucinogen such as LSD.

A hallucinogenic candy used in the fictional universe of Black Oops!
Tim was tripping balls after having a Loopy Pop!
by Steelreaper August 7, 2016
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loop luva

A music producer who relies solely on stock bought samples for their musical compositions.
Jeff: Dude stop wasting all your money on your samples. You such. Loop luva !

Max: Man fuck off!
by THE SKUUL July 9, 2017
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loopied

I don’t know why Brandon keeps trying so hard with Felicia, she loopied him the day they met”
by 2z January 22, 2021
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Looperxied

When you accidentally spill a bucket of fish crap and water on your bedroom floor.
person 1: i was trying to clean my fish tank, but i looperxied.

person 2: bro what
by pastalover10 February 13, 2023
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