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The Lonely Island

An American parody act consisting of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone that feature heavily on Saturday Night Live.

They write and perform their own brand of awesomeness with hits such as Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Boombox and most recently I Just Had Sex.

Celebs such as T- Pain, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Jessica Alba and Akon are associated with the trio.

They are epic!!!!!!!
by Nyaherp January 5, 2011
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Lone Gunner

Someone who makes moves and decisions on their own and doesn't require the company of others to get things done. This doesn't necessarily imply the person is a loner or antisocial, it simply means (s)he's independent. Though normally demonstrating 'above average' intelligence, the intelligence from lone gunner to lone gunner CAN span the full spectrum. You don't have to be a genius to be a lone gunner. Lone gunners just simply do not require the moral support from peers to achieve, not do they like to wait on anyone unless it is mandatory.
In a Convo:

Chester: Where's Ryan always disappearing to?

Cranston: I dunno....hes a lone gunner.



Are you a Lone Gunner? If you can relate to any of the following then the answer is yes:

- Someone who hates waiting but isn't impatient. If he can do it himself he will.

- Someone who is not afraid to take on a big task even if it risks failure. To them, the knowledge and experience is priceless.

- Someone who takes pride in doing things themselves.

- Someone who is very versatile in the social department. They can be great in social circles however do not require them.
by The Lone Gunner February 10, 2009
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Lonely Threesome

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011
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The Lonely Island

A comedy trio that is hilarious. Best known for the youtube sensation "Jizz In My Pants" that was also featured on SNL. Other works of genius by them include: "On A Boat (featuring T-Pain)," "Ka-Blamo!," "Bing Bong Brothers (parody of 'The Whisper Song' by The Ying Yang Twins)," "We Like Sportz," "Just 2 Guyz," "Stork Patrol," and others. All 3 of them (Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer) perform on/write for Saturday Night Live (SNL.)
Have and album out called "Incredibad."
The Lonely Island are involved in Saturday Night Live sensations such as "Dick In A Box" and "Lazy Sunday"

They are also incredibly fit. Girls think they are hot. 'Cause they are.
Person #1: Hey, who are those hunks from that movie, "Hot Rod"?

Person #2: That would be The Lonely Island. Duh.
by helenaisabittooobsessed February 15, 2009
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destroy lonely

A term used to describe how somewhere looks around you, or what outside looks like. typically includes a dark, grey, foggy, or ghoulish scenery
Holy sh*t it’s 3am and it’s so foggy and dark outside it’s so destroy lonely out right now

*See’s a dark and mysterious looking photo of outside*

“that’s so destroy lonely omg”
by DeclaredTriumph January 25, 2023
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Lone Ranger

A dangerous and intelligent human who tends to stand by themselves... whether by preference or to keep a low profile... always underestimated
by MikeDee322 April 8, 2011
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lonely goggles

When a person dates someone they normally wouldn't just because they are single and feeling lonely. Usually bound to end in heartbreak for at least one person.
What's with those two? He doesn't really seem like her type.

She just has lonely goggles. It'll probably implode soon.
by roninrox May 5, 2010
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