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uk logic

The kind of shite the UK makes up to excuse why they're so bad at Eurovision.
Examples of UK Logic include, but are not limited to, bloc voting/neighbour voting, blaming Brexit, blaming the Iraq War, blaming not being on the Euro, accusing other countries of cheating, and actively discouraging even remotely popular British artists from competing by saying the contest is "career suicide"
No disrespect to Terry Wogan like, but man he was full of UK Logic
by Kotikotikotik April 16, 2019
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Bagwale logic

A proposed course of action that defies all logic, conventional or unconventional, and in the end only succeeds in infuriating those who listen to it
Dropping prices from $12 to $11.5 to counter a competitor's offering of $6 for the same product is such Bagwale logic
by TheBizStudent July 30, 2019
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Retard Logic

Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it
Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic
by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020
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Brain-logical-mind-fuck

To bombard someone with such a simple yet complex question that they lose their mind
Intellectual chad 1: I know you are asking, but are you really asking?

Intellectual chad 2: You just got Brain-logical-mind-fucked
by Bopha Joe Mamba April 7, 2021
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Republican Logic

Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white

2. That taxes are "punishment"

3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries

4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"

5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.

6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating

7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.

8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
by Thinkforaliving June 18, 2010
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logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)
Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.
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Women Logic

The un-logical decision, that eaither is a contridiction to the original decision or dosent make sense.
Women Logic

Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.

Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.
by bubusbus December 29, 2011
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