Loaded Cart

When you get a load of cum shot in your anus; then hours later you fart nothing but cum.

I fell asleep after sex and totally dropped a loaded cart in my panties.

by Bloodstaingirl May 12, 2016

loafed

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

We're gettin loafed tonight

by vinyes April 30, 2008

loaner

A hurtful word for a kid who doesn't have any friends. Who spends all of his time alone and doesn't go out on weekends. Never gets picked for teams when playing sports and is hard pressed to get a date for a prom.

Mna look at troy over there by himself, he is such a loaner.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar March 3, 2005

fully loaded

A man who has not experienced an ejaculation for an above average period of time. It is generally agreed that someone with a healthy sexual appetite can be adequately described as 'fully loaded' if they have not jerked off or had sex for a period of two weeks.

- "Christ, did you see the size of that guy's balls in the gym showers?"
- "Yer, he's off to Ibiza next week, someone told me he was going fully loaded."

by The Lazer May 23, 2008

loaded and corroded

1. Another over-long way of saying "drunk."
2. The term for when the baseball team you dislike has a man on each base (or "bases loaded.") Popular in the late sixties/early seventies in northern New Jersey; may have been used in other areas.

1. benny-"man, did you see that douchebag at the club last night? falling down drunk again! that boy was sure loaded."
denny-"yeah, and he got that way on zima!! that means he was loaded and corroded.!!"

2. When the Atlanta Braves or New York Yankees have a runner at each base, you can honestly say the bases are loaded and corroded.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

Loganed

A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.

That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.

by A sole survivor September 1, 2008

loaked

hella ripped; buffed

person 1: wanna feel my cakes?
person 2: dude your so loaked!

by wenchessa September 8, 2006