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A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.
That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.
Loganed by A sole survivor September 1, 2008
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A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"
lohaned by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008
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logandrew 

(noun) a term for a very powerful but insecure OGame player who crashes the fleets of other players who have rejected the logandrew either socially, spiritually, or romantically.
Dude, my fleet was crashed by this total logandrew today!
logandrew by Budee February 20, 2011

LoganDrag 

Smoking a cigarette down to the filter or even past the filter; taking the absolute last drag in a cigarette
"You think I can LoganDrag that cigarette before you pitch it?"

A reasonable person is done with his cigarette and looks to his buddy and sais "Want this?" His buddy responds, " Nah broskii I don't want the LoganDrag"
LoganDrag by RobStoffa May 4, 2010
The act of being sad, but wanting to kill someone at the same time.
“How’re you feeling?”
“Logened..”
Logened by abbyxjk December 29, 2018
To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.
I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!
lohaned by CBra June 30, 2007
v. To get uterly wasted and make a fool one self. Derived from the antics of underage celebrity alcaholic, Lindsey Lohan.
Damn dude, I got Lohaned last night!!!
lohaned by mbbeets June 24, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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