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A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.
That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.
Loganed by A sole survivor September 1, 2008
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A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"
lohaned by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008
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logandrew 

(noun) a term for a very powerful but insecure OGame player who crashes the fleets of other players who have rejected the logandrew either socially, spiritually, or romantically.
Dude, my fleet was crashed by this total logandrew today!
logandrew by Budee February 20, 2011

LoganDrag 

Smoking a cigarette down to the filter or even past the filter; taking the absolute last drag in a cigarette
"You think I can LoganDrag that cigarette before you pitch it?"

A reasonable person is done with his cigarette and looks to his buddy and sais "Want this?" His buddy responds, " Nah broskii I don't want the LoganDrag"
LoganDrag by RobStoffa May 4, 2010
The act of being sad, but wanting to kill someone at the same time.
“How’re you feeling?”
“Logened..”
Logened by abbyxjk December 29, 2018
To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.
I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!
lohaned by CBra June 30, 2007
v. To get uterly wasted and make a fool one self. Derived from the antics of underage celebrity alcaholic, Lindsey Lohan.
Damn dude, I got Lohaned last night!!!
lohaned by mbbeets June 24, 2007
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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