I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Leannette

A person that is smart, while also outgoing. She likes to dance, and doesnt like to be called Cherry. She is gorgeous, lovable, and unique. A Leannette goes through hard times, but comes out on the other side great. She is a beautiful flower that bloomed with the love she is given. She is a sponge that soaks everyone's emotions, and polishes everyone with kindness.

If only I could be as great as Leannette.

by Ash_Weaver June 6, 2017

Leading Learners

A Canadian non-profit which saves students time, stress, and a place to go for all their academic needs.
(www.leadlearners.ca)

Leading Learners has helped me find volunteer opportunities to meet my 30 hours.

by thebestestbest April 26, 2020

Leane

A complex, multicultural word with many meanings. According to the Celts, it is a name bestowed upon a most cherished lake in Kilarney: as in "Lough Leane- the lake of Learning. According to the French Le ane means "the ass." Usually a name given to a female. She is as unique as her name, fiercely independent, a great lover of all things creative and curiuos. She loves laughter. A lot. A Leane has an impish side and enjoys causing chaos then running away. Like a little Buddha figurine she does her work, leaves her influence, then moves on to the next project leaving droplets of cosmic confusion in her wake. A Leane has so many layers it is often difficult to get to her core. This makes a Leane feel like no one ever understands her yet she understands all. She is an enchantress and casts her spell on everyone she meets. Matter of fact spellbinder would be a synonym for Leane. Be sure to befriend a Leane when you meet one, you will gain a friend that cares about you more than you would ever know. They are approachable but make sure you leave a mirrors and shiny objects behind. Make sure you offer a Leane homemade cookies, or red wine (unless, of course they are under the age of 21 in the USA). Beware, however, the spelling. Not all Leanes are alike and are often mistaken for Leigh-anns or Leannes. Less than 1% of all women in the world are Leanes so if you find one there might be a leprechaun nearby with a pot of gold, and of course, a rainbow.

synonym: spellbinder
If you talk to that girl and you start to levitate, take this antidote, most likely she was a Leane.

by oreossleeping February 6, 2010

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

Leonne

Leonne is a gorgeous person with a soft and beautiful soul. They are very cuddly and love to be loved. They are very sensitive people and take things to heart. They are very goofy but always bring a smile onto peoples faces. They are very shy but once you get to know them they will talk to you like there's no tomorrow. They are generous and kind. Leonne is very cool and they forget how smart they really are.

Leonne is a soft and beautiful soul.

by je-taime eden June 2, 2017

Lianne

A person you will never want to lose, because once you do, you will regret it.

Once I let my Lianne walk out of my life, I was never the same.

by SheszDifferent April 9, 2010