the lamper

The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them

Dude I gave her the lamper of her life!

by Zolophanz November 6, 2014

Larper

Someone who has extreme political views that are outlandish. Someone who has delusions about how successful their political ambitions are. Someone who likes "Larping" more than actual politics.

xXBasedTradCrusaderXx: America is so close to becoming a White Catholic theocracy, I can feel it! The Pope will rule our new White homeland from Maine to Alaska after the coming war! Deus Vult!
Person: you're such a larper man.

by Hdixiabaizhfiebx February 9, 2023

Cyndi Lauper

An extremely underrated punk rocker phenomena! Her songs actually have meaning- and she has some serious pipes too!!

All hail, Cyndi Lauper!

by loveu June 13, 2008

LaPierre

LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.

E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)

by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012

Lapeer

A small hick-town consisting of Michiganian rednecks, scene/emo kids trying to be cool, white boy "bloods and cryps", white trash, and very few normal people who try like hell to get the fuck away but somehow are just stuck in this tiny shitty town.

Also known as L-town.

Normal person: "What the fuck is that kid doing? Lapeer is so fucked up."

Scene kid: "I'm diggin this rad shit" (whilst getting a tattoo of a razor blade slitting his wrist.)"Fuck yeah! L-town forever!"

by anonymous---- October 18, 2008

CYNDI LAUPER

Pioneered the Punk genre. Known as the Punk Rock Princess.

I wish I could be as Punk as Cyndi Lauper!

by samz0rz August 3, 2007

fan lipper

Someone who sucks down all of your drink without asking or leaving you anything. Or someone that you let take a sip of your drink and they down it all and leave you with nothing!

My friend took my diet coke and drank all of it, she's such a fan lipper!

by yiddleflower August 20, 2009