Laguna

Gamer Slang:
Always Acts like a Bitch ...

Specially Fridays till after 9pm.

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Stop being a Laguna

by Georgecg01 June 17, 2020

Laguna

To snake your way in or out of something, and then explain why you didn't do what people think you did.

A laguna starts something, but then gets everyone else to finish it while they play puppet master.

Man Laguna really Laguna'd his way out of that situation.

by Teddy BiA October 28, 2021

Laguna Middle School

A middle school that looks like a fucking prison filled with sluts and rich ass bitches. There's no dress code so you never know what ur gonna see. And a kid got caught smoking weed and taking drugs and got expelled.

Laguna Middle School is not where u wanna be unless ur that one hot ass rich kid that gets all the bitches. Even then it will still suck. Ur bitch will just go around and fuck every guy.

AMS kids: What school do you go to?
Me: Laguna Middle School
AMS: Laguna Middle School sucks ass. It's a fucking prison. Are u the rich kid who gets the bitches?
Me: Nah I'm the poor kid who takes pics in the locker room
AMS: 😱

by thatonefuckingbozo October 6, 2022

Laguna de Bay

A Bay in the Philippines located within southern Central Luzon

The beaches in Laguna de Bay are the best

by Droit May 22, 2024

Lagonga

To wish someone a good day.

"Have a good lagonga!"

by Speedbird-4525 January 8, 2025

humba dumba lagungus

any overweight or idiotic being

“Jason is such a humba dumba lagungus.” “How can you tell?” “Just look at him.”

by herepesfree July 23, 2023