smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Cameron "kumquat" 

Noun

1. An emotionally insecure "kumquat" who can't take anything for face value and instead has to turn it into some sort of personal attack to validate her own insecure emotional response to anything, anybody ever says to her.

2. A teenage female who receives all their "misinformation" from watching her daily TikTok reels or just looking shit up on Urban Dictionary instead of a using a "proper dictionary", which only educated people do.

Verb

1. To spread misinformation because that's what their respective lazy, retarded generation does. (Because it's so much easier to make something up, than to properly educate yourself about something)

That Cameron "Kumquat" really loves spreading non-factual bullshit like the rest of her friends and family!

Cameron "kumquat" by The Real Definition-er June 16, 2024

Fuzzy kumquat 

A male cats balls

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats

Fuzzy kumquat by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024

Burnt Kumquat 

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

Burnt Kumquat by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

puerto rican kumquat 

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

puerto rican kumquat by captain deeze March 3, 2012