kringle tingle

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.

Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”

No known treatment options are available

“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”

by mm262a1 February 5, 2025

KRANGERFANK

My autisic friends version of 2FA

i hate when i have to KRANGERFANK

by Harface April 14, 2025

gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters

I gripe kringle my pants

by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011

Danish-Kringle

The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.

We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.

by Larry Stephen’s October 19, 2022

Swedish Kringler

When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.

She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler

by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022

Krizz Kringle

Rizz - a man simpin for a woman
Therefore, Krizz Kringle is a red head who simps hardcore

Sam

Chris Kringle, more like Krizz Kringle. He's rizzing her up

by Big Daddy Swamp Monster January 17, 2023

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023