Koofting

The art of achieving ones personal needs at the cost of another persons efforts.

"Stop koofting on my chips, you didn't drop a penny."
"I was koofting on his notes and got an A on the exam."

by Big Baba September 28, 2015

koosher

A sexual position that involves having sexual intercourse while the female plays pc games and clutches the round as a male ejaculates

babe get off the pc or ima koosher you

by gfdghadhfg February 10, 2018

Koontz'd

When you go to help someone and you end up getting fucked over in the end for it.

I went to help Taylor and he Koontz'd me hard.

by AxusLine January 8, 2020

kobsters

he is known as a content creator but doesn't post as much but he's decent doing his part. He is sometimes called lobsters because of the synonyms.

dude look its kobsters, a content creator

by jarobel November 5, 2020

Konstin

He is a very smart person and very talented. It's just a matter of whether he chooses it to put it to use. He is a caring soul but there is also a whole other side of him. He can be very funny or very serious.

"That's Konstin! He's so funny and talented!"

by My defitnitiins November 22, 2021

koos

Opposite of awesome, cool, or any like compliment or whatever

Koos pretty dumb u should ban him

by kooskoos1234 March 18, 2022

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.

Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."

by pynchin February 2, 2013