A sex move invented in Pre-Nazi Germany, involving at least 6 people and an IQ of over 130. Not much is known about this, but its difficulty has been compared to rocket science. Not to be confused with the Kinky Kaiser, Classroom Kaiser and the Steaming Kaiser.
Me: Hey man
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.
by Claza September 30, 2011
Get the The Cheeky Kaiser mug.Pronounced "co-shure". King king Ruler ruler or God God-Like. Being called a "koisor" is to be well respected and adored by all. In command yet graceful.
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by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010
Get the Keiser mug.That one friend you have that is obsessed with the german empire so much he speaks in a mock german accent, hates anything to the right of Wilhelm II, and wishes germany won the great war.
Logistics of germany winning the first world war aside, they will often get pissed when you mention a shortcoming of the empire, and either deny or outright support actions like chemical weapons being used on civilians or the namibian genocide, usually for some bullshit reason such as "tHE fRenCh diD iT FirsT" or "NaMIbiA wAs A reVolT". Ironicly enough they often wont be german in the slightest and probably played too much hoi4.
This may overlap with being a werhaboo, or in extreme cases, tee-a-boo. While untrue, you would be forgiven for calling them nazis, due to home similar they can be at times, and the fact that one can lead to another.
Logistics of germany winning the first world war aside, they will often get pissed when you mention a shortcoming of the empire, and either deny or outright support actions like chemical weapons being used on civilians or the namibian genocide, usually for some bullshit reason such as "tHE fRenCh diD iT FirsT" or "NaMIbiA wAs A reVolT". Ironicly enough they often wont be german in the slightest and probably played too much hoi4.
This may overlap with being a werhaboo, or in extreme cases, tee-a-boo. While untrue, you would be forgiven for calling them nazis, due to home similar they can be at times, and the fact that one can lead to another.
John: Hello, I'm a kaiserboo!
Abdoul: So you're a nazi.
John: No I just support the namibian genocide and reckless use of chemical warfare in ww2 by the germans.
Abdoul: Are you sure your not a nazi?
John: Yes, I'm a kaiserboo.
Abdoul: So you're a nazi.
John: No I just support the namibian genocide and reckless use of chemical warfare in ww2 by the germans.
Abdoul: Are you sure your not a nazi?
John: Yes, I'm a kaiserboo.
by anonymous July 7, 2022
Get the Kaiserboo mug.Kaiser is an extrovert and always has a lot to say and carries himself with confidence, he is also very intellectual but what people don't know is that he has a shy side and typically hides his embarrassment with a joke and instead of letting people address what is embarrassing him, he addresses it first so the humiliation is less.
Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.
Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.
Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.
Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.
Karen: I heard your dating someone who is it?
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!
by Anonymous definitions 101 May 27, 2020
Get the Kaiser mug.Pronounced "co-shure". King king Ruler ruler or God God-Like. Being called a "koisor" is to be well respected and adored by all. In command yet graceful.
by Adam David July 28, 2008
Get the koisor mug.a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.
i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.
by MLui April 12, 2008
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